My name is Jazz and I'm a panda.“We came to an agreement, the duck and I.”"I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, and there might not, but I don't think it matters. Either way we're on our own." Blessed be. German. Spanish. English.


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nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

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greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

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australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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morganapendragons:

kaiteargent asked — ron weasley or draco malfoy

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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