My name is Jazz and I'm a panda.“We came to an agreement, the duck and I.”"I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, and there might not, but I don't think it matters. Either way we're on our own." Blessed be.German. Spanish. English.


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Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

thewitchinghour5:

little-lucifer-the-rising-demon:

waitinghopingliving:

nonymoose:

STILL not fucking over this guy

where the hell did people find this gif? ^^^

Woo. I wasn’t expecting at that. Nicely done nonymoose. Nicely done.

we found it buried in tumblr’s backyard

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coluring:

*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*

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holy-vag:

lipstick-lesbian:

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

♀♡♀

the-almighty-vagitarian

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  • Ellie: Good book?
  • Corrie: Better than the movie.
  • Ellie: Books usually are.
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  • Robin: you're dangerous.
  • Ellie: That's what my driving instructor said.
  • Robin: *awkward laugh*
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It all began when… they’re funny, those words. Everyone uses them, without thinking what they mean. When does anything begin? With everyone it begins when you’re born. Or before that, when your parents got married. Or before that, when your parents were born. Or when your ancestors colonised the place. Or when humans came squishing out of the mud and slime, dropped off their flippers and fins, and started to walk. But all the same, all that aside, for what’s happened to us there was quite a definite beginning
— John Marsden, Tomorrow, When the War Began (via alicemorganstesla)
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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

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